Too much, too messy... too you?

You’re overflowing with ideas—
but your systems float away, caught in the current.
You’re doing too much—
but without enough clarity.
You know your worth—
but others miss the magic.
You see your peers forging ahead with AI and tech—
but you’re not sure how to navigate this new terrain.

If that sounds familiar,
you might be exactly who I’m here for.
For a nudge in the right direction, spot your persona.

😩 Overwhelmed

You’re juggling too much, and nothing feels finished.
You don’t need more motivation—you need clarity, rhythm, and relief.

😵 Doing everything yourself

You’re the planner, doer, editor, marketer, and cleaner‑upper.
And the systems you’ve built can’t scale without you.

🤐 Voice doesn’t sound like you

Your website, bio, or social posts don’t reflect your energy.
You’re showing up—but somehow, people still misread you.

🤔 Stuck pre-launch

You’re sitting on something powerful, but the “last mile” is a brick wall.
You keep rethinking, redesigning, or waiting for perfect.

😵‍💫 Systems in a mess after growth

Things took off faster than you expected—and now they’re tangled.
Processes that worked at 1x speed are cracking at 3x.

Hi! I’m Najam:

Most of my life, I tried to fit in—
not anymore.

I’ve never matched a job description because I’m not a specialist—
I’m a generalist by choice.

I straddle tech, systems thinking, visual design, creative writing, AI, poetry, marketing, and more—
too confusing for the average hiring manager.

And if that’s your story, too—
if you feel unboxable, misjudged, or chronically misunderstood—
I’m your guy.

Modeling your weird—
and making it work

We’re not just optimizing a workflow—we’re unearthing your genius.
Organizing your chaos. Giving you systems that breathe.

I’ll help you:

spot which ideas are viable—
and which ones need pruning
build clarity into messy, high-stakes processes
create systems that scale you—
without turning you into a robot
decide when (and if) to use generative AI
choose free tools when they work better than fancy ones
know when to act—
and when to pause
avoid getting scammed by AI snake oil

Sometimes what you need isn’t AI at all:
Maybe it’s a form. Maybe it’s a checklist.
Maybe it’s a single, brave conversation.

🔧 Fix Your Systems

Build workflows that work when you’re not watching.

Streamline repeatable tasks
Identify hidden bottlenecks
Create SOPs, templates, or intake flows

Save hours every week—not just minutes.

🗣️ Sound Like Yourself Online

Write like you talk. Sell like you serve.

Rewrite your About page, services, or LinkedIn
Create voice-aligned AI prompts for content
Build a content bank that feels like you

Because your voice deserves fidelity.

🎯 Launch with Confidence

From overthinking to overdelivering.

Turn fuzzy ideas into pilot-ready offers
Map your first automation stack
Prep a DIY launch kit or mini funnel

Get something out the door without burning out.

🤝 Work With a Thought Partner

You don’t need a guru. You need a co-pilot.

“Vent-to-value” whiteboard sessions
Weekly check-ins for tricky transitions
Ongoing support as things scale

You bring the magic—
I’ll help make it land.

No Hype. No Hustle. No Lies.

I. Hate. Deceit.

I’m the guy that will tell you:

if an “AI solution” is really a sweatshop,
packed with underpaid data analysts
when “AI-enabled” is just ChatGPT,
aside from a fresh coat of paint
when a free AI alternative exists—
or you don’t even need AI
if there are simpler ways forward—
without ever being condescending

I’ll meet you as you are, where you are—
and we’ll co-build what’s next.

You’re not hiring a guru—
you’re co-piloting with a systems thinker, a creative strategist,
and a fierce believer in your weird, wonderful value.

Let it out. We’ll shape it together.

Step 1: Book a “vent-to-value” session.

You talk. I listen.
Tangents welcome.

No prep required—
just bring your mess.

By the end, you’ll feel clearer.
Lighter. Energized.

If we click—and only if we click—
we’ll talk about quick wins and deeper collabs.

To start, DM me on Instagram @najamtirmizi
or email me at najam@najamtirmizi.com,
and I’ll reply personally—
no chatbot replies.

Najam Tirmizi

AI consultant for misfits and underdogs

Too much, too messy... too you?

😩 Overwhelmed

😵 Doing everything yourself

🤐 Voice doesn’t sound like you

🤔 Stuck pre-launch

😵‍💫 Systems in a mess after growth

Hi! I’m Najam:

Modeling your weird—
and making it work

🔧 Fix Your Systems

🗣️ Sound Like Yourself Online

🎯 Launch with Confidence

🤝 Work With a Thought Partner

No Hype. No Hustle. No Lies.

Let it out. We’ll shape it together.

Serving clients in Islamabad, Toronto, and beyond

Najam Tirmizi

AI consultant for misfits and underdogs

Too much, too messy... too you?

😩 Overwhelmed

😵 Doing everything yourself

🤐 Voice doesn’t sound like you

🤔 Stuck pre-launch

😵‍💫 Systems in a mess after growth

Hi! I’m Najam:

Modeling your weird— and making it work

🔧 Fix Your Systems

🗣️ Sound Like Yourself Online

🎯 Launch with Confidence

🤝 Work With a Thought Partner

No Hype. No Hustle. No Lies.

Let it out. We’ll shape it together.

Serving clients in Islamabad, Toronto, and beyond

Modeling your weird—
and making it work